MTV (the same people that brought us the 360mote) have uncovered a story that I have to admit, I love. Not because of the content, or the style, but simply because it’s Uwe Boll getting his just desserts, from screwing the pooch on videogame movies.
Long story short, after 200,000 people said that they don’t want him to make movies anymore (he tends to be featured in the Golden Raspberries more and more these past few years), after he said it would take 1,000,000 people to stop him, he decided to roll up to Blizzard HQ and ask for the movie rights to World of Whorecraft Warcrack Warcraft. The reply?
“We will not sell the movie rights, not to you… especially not to you.”
Here’s something you might’ve missed, Boll. You had a film right there, from Blizzard, in a decade old game called Starcraft. You get a Korean actor, and a Korean translator, and you’ve got an immediate audience that will suck it up just to say they watched it. You’ve got characters, a plot, and gruesome deaths up the wazoo. All before you even begin shooting.
Silly Boll!
Tags: uweboll, blizzard, world of warcraft, hes got balls